The Joker

from by Werd (SOS)

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Taken from 'Patient Empowerment' on Free Download.


[Movie Sample - The Joker]
See to them you’re just a freak
Like me

Scottish rap a joke?
Well call me the

The Joker (with echo) [x4]

Knock knock who’s there? Werd cunt Werd who?
Never heard of him so ken what fuck you
Dont ring a bell so you had to go and knock
Now a knock knock knock until the fucking doors broke
Im Scottish Im not milking a thing
That’s the main fucking reason that the phone dont ring
That Im not picked up so label all you like
But no label so Im able just to breakout on the mic

So three UK's walk into the bars
A Scottish an Irish but the English went hard
So the other two left and you laugh at expense
And the Welsh he cant even kick it with them
Im the joker

The Joker (with echo) [x4]

Ha ha ha here I go second verse
Seen this scene and it seemed like a circus
This rap ting aint me but I murk it
And thats tongue in cheek no cheek see a cunt spit
Right in his accent no faking my actions
Writing and acting is not going to happen
If rapping so happens to be something daft then
Call me a joke and folk just keep laughing
I’ll keep on lapping you all on the tracks then
Run right pass tap you all on the backs then
Sprint up ahead switch lanes and I past them
In big clown shoes cant fit in these bastards
Big clown shoes cant fit in these bastards
Had to say it twice cause sometimes Im too fast for
Midge little rappers nippy little bastards
At least take a joke Im a joke try harder
Yeah try harder Im having a laugh man
Im past break point over the damn limit with my lyrics
Im a Joker

The Joker (with echo) [x4]

See Riddlah's the Riddlah and Wardie's the Rap-man
I am the Joker and you will get a bat man
Plus I am two faced and I am Robin
All your damn fans God damn I am rocking
Caution dont use that when Im talking
Say what I like like fuck hip hop and
All of your laughing you’re lacking the passion
Im rapping Im rapid I rip it Im smashing

So why so serious? You aint even near to this
Tell fools stop full stop yeah period
Why so serious? You aint even near to this
This is a joke Im a joke are you hearing this?

Ha ha ha he he ho ha
Get on you tits like lifting the bra
Wait Im dyslexic lifting the bar
Its over your head when I push it up a
La-de-da hit them like ahh
Hit like a hook get the hook who am I?
(The Joker) Fucking right
Rest of you cunts need to go and write

Your getting left
I got Jigz on the beat
Shout out Auld Reekie and Im

The Joker (with echo) [x4]


from Patient Empowerment, track released November 11, 2009
Written & Recorded: Drew Devine
Beat made by: Jigga T



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Werd (SOS) Edinburgh

Werd continues to work with artists in Scotland and abroad, creating music with some of Edinburgh’s top producers and artists as well as performing gigs at venues in the major cities. In 2011 Werd won Urban Recording of the Year at the Scottish New Music Awards held in Glasgow. Werd also records for many Edinburgh acts out-with his own releases. Hosted and co-hosts rap battles for SSU & Dont Flop. ... more

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